I’m in love with Mark Chao. Oh, and Ethan Ruan is in the “Tonight Tonight” mv too

Now, I don’t want to be overdramatic or anything, since I have yet to watch his movie Monga, but I think I’ve just discovered the love of my life: Mark Chao. I am completely and totally willing to sell all my worldly possessions and relocate to Taipei for this man.

I’ve had idol crushes before, so like I can tell you that I feel a Leonardo Dicaprio sized epic-obsession coming on. If this man makes a calendar, I need a couple of copies to put on every wall I come in contact with daily. If his image graces bottles of water, I need to hoard them like a nuclear winter survivor. Chips? I’ll be 500 pounds and basking in the glow of Mark Chao.

Remember when Frankie J sang that song “No Es Amor”? He was wrong. This is so much amor.

And here’s the Tonight Tonight MV: